21st July 2014

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theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

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21st July 2014

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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21st July 2014

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divergentfeels13:

Harry Potter

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12th July 2014

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gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

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12th July 2014

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whackdonalds:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

grandst:

This is how Macs are born. 

How the hell did you even get that many mice.

idk leave cheese out?

whackdonalds:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

grandst:

This is how Macs are born. 

How the hell did you even get that many mice.

idk leave cheese out?

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12th July 2014

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trickshift:

fadeintocase:

cradily:

i still think u gotta be on some voodoo shit to work one of these fuckers

image

play/pause, volume up/down, next/back. whats hard to understand about these controls

burn the witch

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12th July 2014

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underdressedandstressed:

I just wish more people understood this…

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12th July 2014

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tvvink:

pro’s of dating me

  • i love being cuddled
  • i will kiss u literally whenever u want 24/7
  • i look gross so you will always seem more attractive by comparison

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12th July 2014

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hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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12th July 2014

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12th July 2014

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12th July 2014

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syd1274:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

Thank. You. For. Saying. This.

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12th July 2014

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  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/

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12th July 2014

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12th July 2014

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cyber-heroine:

jolyneshepard:

emperorirene:

shepardtaichou:

why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality

That’s what they thought 50 years ago too.

THERE ARE ROBOTS AND SLIGHTLY MORE EQUALITY

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