25th August 2014

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tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

Source: iraffiruse

25th August 2014

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Source: tylerslittleshit

25th August 2014

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dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

Source: dietcrush

25th August 2014

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

Source: consulting-criminal-fan

25th August 2014

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kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

Source: makemelaughblog

25th August 2014

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

Source: drug-rug

25th August 2014

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slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

Source: slayboybunny

25th August 2014

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xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Source: becausebirds

25th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from forever random :D with 230,879 notes

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

Source: johnnydepps

25th August 2014

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webofgoodnews:

People doing good!

A couple of these I came across randomly, but most of them were found here.

Webofgoodnews.com

Source: webofgoodnews

25th August 2014

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momjpg:

it’s never too late for waffles and it’s never too early for pizza

Source: momjpg

25th August 2014

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theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.

Source: justcashierthings

25th August 2014

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

Source: life-at-taco-bell

25th August 2014

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25th August 2014

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

Source: kanyes-wife