Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder
he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Never gets old
it’s never too late for waffles and it’s never too early for pizza
I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny
Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?
I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT
the people above you literally explained the joke
The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
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