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*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
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So i was on my brothers computer and found this
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
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the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
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mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
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My mom said dinner would be done in 30 minutes and that was 34 minutes ago I’m losing my patience
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x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
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i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
whY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
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someone give this dude a medal
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how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
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